Boston sports fans

Wow what a year for Boston Sports fans*!!~!!
The Sox take home the series,
the Celts beat the despised Lakers into the ground to take the finals,
and the Patriots... Oh wait, Nevermind!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!



*Note: Hockey is no longer a sport that anyone cares about.

The Lord works in mysteriouse ways!

18 Wins, and one GIANT loss!
(I am so ordering on of those T-shirts) check 'em out over at INEPT.

I refused to watch the game last night, yes i was being a poor sport, but oh well. The 1st three times i watched a Pat infested super bowl, they won, and I had no desire to see this crap happen again. By the time i went to bed last night i was convinced NE had won. This is because i had 15 text messages from Patfans rubbing it in that they were perfect and champions once again! Imagine my surprise when i turned on the news this morning to find out that life sometimes IS fair! I'm going keep it brief, because i am still afraid i might wake up. I'll check back tomorrow and if this article is still here, I'll be sure to run my mouth some more! I also need time to watch the game so i can properly "break it down." I will say this though;

Earlier this year, most of us noticed how it just doesn't seem right that these filthy cheaters should have a perfect season. As i noted earlier, it seemed that they were being rewarded for their cheating. I even thought about cheating on my taxes, figuring i might end up a millionaire. Well needless to say I'm glad i waited before filling out my 1099. It seems that the the Gatriots 12th man (GOD) was mole. It is wonderful to see justice done, what could be more crushing to a team to win 18 straight games, have a perfect regular season, and then lose the Super Bowl ( to a WILD CARD team no less). It seems as though god was just preparing the Patriots to finally get what was coming to them. I can hear the immortal Meatloaf singing in the background... "now don't be sad..... 'cause 18 and 1 ain't bad!!!" And to all you PatFanWimps i say this: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The gods must be crazy?

I rant and rave about how the Gatriots win because of shit luck and their "12th man" (god), but this takes the cake. This time i really have nothing to say, because New England showed the entire country on Monday night what they are all about. All we can hope is that this opens the eyes of Patfans everywhere, stop thinking that your team is the best, and admit that they wouldn't win if it wasn't for dumb-luck, and a holy hand. There's no denying it anymore. It's a sad day when cheating filth like this are rewarded with such fortune. Maybe if i cheat on my taxes next year I'll become a millionaire... hmmmm. I'll let you know how that goes.

Back to the old ways!

Well I'm back from Sabbatical, not that there's been much to write about lately... I was beginning to think that i had entered the twilight zone the way the Gatriots have been playing. So unlike them, to actually go in and BEAT someone, I figured it was the addition of some talent to the team that burgeoned their luck and produced such crushing wins. Too bad they are still winning, but at least i know I'm in the correct dimension. It's good to see they are back in the old winning-the-game-by-the-margin-of-a-freak-play saddle once again. Last night's game was the perfect example of how the Gatriots won by just such a play. A badly thrown ball (which is nothing the Gatriots could train for or cause to happen) leads to a pick six and they win by three. This year excluded, the patriots win all their games this way. Some one in a hundred play goes their way (thanks to GOD) and gives them the win. If that play hadn't occurred, Philly would have won by 4 instead of losing by three. Now Some team PLEASE kick their asses so i can laugh about it, and not have to forever hear about the "best team in the world" from Patfans . They will never shut-up if the Gatriots run the table. I'll be rooting against ya!

Who Dey??

Maybe i was a little too hard on San Diego. I was miffed because i didn't think they lived up to their potential last week against NE. Sure it was a critical point in the fake dynasty's history, and a beating by the high powered 14-2 Chargers last weekend would have done wonders to aid in bringing down the evil empire, but i guess The Chargers really DO suck. Hence, the patriots are still NOT THAT GOOD. In light of Sand Diego getting thumped by the lowly Packers, turns out last weekend wasn't such a big deal. The timing was perfect for a defeat, but they still haven't beat anybody worth bragging about. As any Patfan will tell you (they tell me all the time) the Green Bay Packers suck and Favre should have retired a long time ago, probably right around SB XXXI or so right guys?? Playoff teams from last year the pats have beaten = 1, playoff teams from last year the Packers have beaten = 3. So your beloved Gatriots aren't any better than the Packers who "suck" right? hmmmm.... I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate my men's Brett Favre and Donald Driver for their record setting performances today. Did you see Marino cringing during the post game show? Loved it!! Out. (photo pilfered from packers.com)

That's just WONDERFUL!

Just what I needed. Another Patwin against a superior team. This is going to make the whole scumbag cheating thing blow over and all the media types will forget about it and go back to being all kissy huggy with the Gatriots. San Diego, you suck, at a crucial crossroad in the season you should have pummeled them at home (you're a better team remember) and then everyone would have said "Oh the Pats just can't win without cheating." And it would have been the beginning of the end for America's favorite bandwagon. A golden opportunity like this doesn't come a long very often, I mean I'm sure the pats still had the tapes they recorded from the playoffs last year so they still had an (underhanded) upperhand, but come one SD, if you know they have been spying on you CHANGE THE SIGNALS! Ah I'm finished.

IRONY

So i was all excited to get a red hot deal on a years' subscription to Sports Illustrated. I haven't subscribed to SI since i was a teenager and i remember how great it was to have a new issue almost every week! It wasn't like waiting a full month for Maxim or Hot Rod to arrive. As i come up the steps i see the corner peepeing out of my mailbox "sweet" i thought, "something to do at job #2 tonight." I pull the Magazine out of the mailbox and what do i see:

My first issue, with God damned Randy Moss on the cover. "Scary" is right.